If life is getting boring then, try a new experience. Fill your refrigerator with quicksand this Friday and lock yourself inside it. You will soon meet the elephant who lives there. His name is Icabod and he will take you to his homeland where you will see lots of nice things including a rotating gnome called Bob and a clay porcupine called Adrian. Beware of the dancing wombat trollops, as they might cause leprosy if you talk to them.
qv: CrazyHoroscopes.com
