Wash away your sins and clean up your act with this soapy simulacrum of the Holy Father.
We wouldn't want to shove this gag down your throat, but if someone's "potty mouth" is giving you trouble at home, what could better put a point on the problem than a sudsy pontiff's miter?
The folks at Otherland claim he is "impressive and lifelike" and that one scrub will have you "gleaming with goodness."
qv: Get your own Pope at Other Land
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